Owner Steve Ballmer unveiled the Los Angeles Clippers’ new mascot at halftime last night and it’s something straight out of your nightmares. 

Meet Chuck the Condor. Look at this fucking thing. He’s half-condor and half-aspiring professional skateboarder (no one in good mental health wears that much safety gear). And he’s here to completely distract you from a Los Angeles Clippers team that is playing some pretty good basketball at the moment. That all changes starting now as ol’ Chuck is here to ruin everything. 

To put it nicely, the reaction to Chuck the Condor was way less than positive. Thankfully, Jason Isbell was here to give Chuck his very own theme song. 

 Shareef don’t like it…Chuck the Condor, Chuck the Condor 
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) March 1, 2016

I have a suggestion as well. One more time, for effect. 

Waking up to a Clippers victory like… pic.twitter.com/KU60zFuhtc
— LA Clippers (@LAClippers) March 1, 2016