We love Royal Blood around here but we do not love thievery or full-length swimsuits, both of which we have in this completely bizarre story. 

As the BBC reports, Alin Marin somehow managed to stuff 53 cell phones into his swimsuit during a November 18 performance from the UK rock duo at the Birmingham Arena. Of course, Marin didn’t make it far and the construction worker was recently sentenced to three years in jail for his transgressions. 

Oddly enough, police had previous intel to suggest that people were targeting fans of the band to steal their various belongings and planted undercover officers in the crowd that night, unfoiling Marin’s grand plan to go home with half-a-hundred cell phones.