Doctor’s Orders: So what should we call the Super Ball IX Newspaper?

In years past we’ve worked with Phish to create their official Festival newspapers. We’ll be back at Super Ball IX and we’d love your input. In the grand tradition of _All About IT, the Coventry Courier and the Festival 8 Express, what do you think we should call the Super Ball IX paper? The first person who makes the suggestion that we ultimately use will win a Phish prize package…